24 tracks. 14 languages. Every genre from Lo-fi to Opera. One meme about screen addiction, in infinite versions. The 8 fell over laughing and became ∞. We kept scrolling.
🎵 24 Tracks 🌍 14 Languages 🎧 All Major Platforms 📅 Out now — 16 January 2026
Meet the Band
The musicians behind your favorite crypto anthems
Memeleon
Favorite Platform to Roast
Facebook
Fun Fact
His golden sax now plays notification sounds instead of jazz notes. Claims he can identify any social platform by its toxic energy alone.
Signature Line
"Log off? Never heard of her!"
Memeleon
Frontman & Lead Vocalist Golden Saxophone Master
ShibaNova
Favorite Platform to Roast
Twitter/X
Fun Fact
His glowing electric guitar now responds to social media outrage levels. The angrier the tweet storms, the more his solos distort. Once crashed Instagram with a single power chord.
Signature Line
"Mute notifications, amplify the riffs!"
ShibaNova
Lead Guitarist Electric Guitar Master
Mini Doge
Favorite Platform to Roast
TikTok
Fun Fact
His bass lines are perfectly timed to the average doomscroll speed. Barks every time someone says "the algorithm." Once tried to go viral but got distracted by a squirrel video.
Signature Line
"Swipe up for sick bass drops!"
Mini Doge
Bassist Bass Guitar Virtuoso
Padre Pepe
Favorite Platform to Roast
Reddit
Fun Fact
His drum solos now mimic the sound of getting ratio'd on Twitter. Ends every show with "The Algorithm Breakdown" - a chaotic rhythm that sounds like your feed at 2 AM. Cymbals crash every time someone says "ackchually."
Signature Line
"Feels good to log off, man!"
Padre Pepe
Drummer
Rhythm Master
Apeito
Favorite Platform to Roast
LinkedIn
Fun Fact
His holographic piano keys now display fake job titles instead of NFTs. Only plays if there's a "humble brag" in the room. Piano glows brighter with every "thrilled to announce" post.
Signature Line
"This is not career advice... but connect with me!"
Apeito
Pianist
Holographic Keys Master
Strummer Pup
Favorite Platform to Roast
Snapchat
Fun Fact
His neon guitar strings glow based on how many unread notifications he has. Tries to shred like ShibaNova but ends up playing cute pop-punk instead. Accidentally went viral on TikTok doing guitar covers with dog ear filters.
Signature Line
"Don't let our streak die, bro!"
Strummer Pup
Assistant Guitarist
Rising Star Shredder
Rocketta
Favorite Platform to Roast
Instagram
Fun Fact
Her trumpet blasts sound like the exact moment you realize your life isn't as aesthetic as your feed. Confetti comes out during solos, but it's just printed screenshots of failed selfies.