Memeleon & The Blockchain Bandits
15 Social Media Takedowns • Dropping November 7th
15 songs roasting 15 social platforms. Your digital addiction never sounded so good. From Zuck’s empire to OnlyFans hustle—no app survives the Blockchain Bandits’ parody rampage. Now log off and listen.
🎵 7 Featured Tracks
🔥 8 More Hidden Gems
🎧 All Major Platforms
📅 Dropping November 7th
The musicians behind your favorite crypto anthems
Favorite Platform to Roast
Fun Fact
His golden sax now plays notification sounds instead of jazz notes. Claims he can identify any social platform by its toxic energy alone.
Signature Line
"Log off? Never heard of her!"

Frontman & Lead Vocalist
Golden Saxophone Master
Favorite Platform to Roast
Twitter/X
Fun Fact
His glowing electric guitar now responds to social media outrage levels. The angrier the tweet storms, the more his solos distort. Once crashed Instagram with a single power chord.
Signature Line
"Mute notifications, amplify the riffs!"

Lead Guitarist
Electric Guitar Master
Favorite Platform to Roast
TikTok
Fun Fact
His bass lines are perfectly timed to the average doomscroll speed. Barks every time someone says "the algorithm." Once tried to go viral but got distracted by a squirrel video.
Signature Line
"Swipe up for sick bass drops!"
Bassist
Bass Guitar Virtuoso
Favorite Platform to Roast
Fun Fact
His drum solos now mimic the sound of getting ratio'd on Twitter. Ends every show with "The Algorithm Breakdown" - a chaotic rhythm that sounds like your feed at 2 AM. Cymbals crash every time someone says "ackchually."
Signature Line
"Feels good to log off, man!"
Drummer
Rhythm MasterFavorite Platform to Roast
Fun Fact
His holographic piano keys now display fake job titles instead of NFTs. Only plays if there's a "humble brag" in the room. Piano glows brighter with every "thrilled to announce" post.
Signature Line
"This is not career advice... but connect with me!"
Pianist
Holographic Keys MasterFavorite Platform to Roast
Snapchat
Fun Fact
His neon guitar strings glow based on how many unread notifications he has. Tries to shred like ShibaNova but ends up playing cute pop-punk instead. Accidentally went viral on TikTok doing guitar covers with dog ear filters.
Signature Line
"Don't let our streak die, bro!"
Assistant Guitarist
Rising Star ShredderFavorite Platform to Roast
Fun Fact
Her trumpet blasts sound like the exact moment you realize your life isn't as aesthetic as your feed. Confetti comes out during solos, but it's just printed screenshots of failed selfies.
Signature Line
"Picture perfect? More like picture desperate!"
Trumpeter
Brass Section QueenFrom crypto anthems to holiday HODLing
Release Date: August 15th, 2025
Tracks: 15 Blockchain Anthems
Genre: Multi-genre (Rock, EDM, Jazz, R&B, Trap)
Featured: BTC, ETH, SOL, DOGE, ADA, MATIC, AAVE, XRP + 7 more
Description: "The ultimate blockchain soundtrack! 15 original anthems celebrating crypto's biggest communities, from Bitcoin's blues-rock power to Solana's glitchy speedrun. Each track captures the unique spirit, memes, and culture of its blockchain."
Available on all platforms August 15th
Release Date: December 12th, 2024
Tracks: 14 Crypto Comedy Classics
Themes: DeFi, Trading, HODLing, Market Madness
Description: "Dive into the wild world of crypto with jazzy, cheeky tracks celebrating the chaos of blockchain culture."
Released: December 25th, 2024
Format: Holiday EP (5 Tracks)
Genre: Festive Crypto Jazz/Swing
Description: "The perfect soundtrack for HODLing through the holidays! Five festive crypto carols that blend traditional Christmas magic with blockchain humor. From market dips to Shiba sleigh rides, celebrate the season with jazzy arrangements of your favorite holiday classics, reimagined for the Web3 generation."
COMING SOON
Status: In Production
Featuring Parodies Of:
Twitter/X • Instagram • TikTok • LinkedIn • Discord • TelegramExpected: 2025
"Where likes meet dislikes, and followers become unfollowers. A satirical journey through the dark side of social media, Web3 style."
FINISH HIM! (In Production)
Status: Recording Fatalities
Theme: Mortal Kombat Character Anthems
Tracks: 20+ Fighter Themes
Expected: 2025
"Every fighter gets their anthem. From Scorpion's hellfire beats to Sub-Zero's ice-cold bars. Flawless victory guaranteed. GET OVER HERE and pre-save!"
🥷 Scorpion • ❄️ Sub-Zero • ⚡ Raiden • 👑 Kitana • 💀 More...
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Total Supply: 998,401.22 $MEMELEON
Initial Burn: ✅ Completed
Tax: 0% (No BS!)
Network: Solana (Fast & Cheap)
Liquidity: Locked 🔒
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